I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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