So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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