We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I wish i was in the wii world.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
