I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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