Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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