Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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