too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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