well you can't waste a boner
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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