awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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