"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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