I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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