Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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