shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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