It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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