We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
