My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Randomize
