Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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