Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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