im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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