were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
well you can't waste a boner
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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