all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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