I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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