that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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