quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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