omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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