Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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