is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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