one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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