out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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