How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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