i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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