I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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