Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
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