Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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