i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
