It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
