just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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