can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Randomize
