This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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