I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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