All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Are we still banned from the library?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
They took my balls.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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