Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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