I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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