You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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