I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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