in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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