Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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