suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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