love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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