is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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