Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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