I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Randomize
