so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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