I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Green mimosas i think yes
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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