Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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