Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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