yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
