we have officially lost it.
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
