i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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