it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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