their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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